Funny conversations with Zq

Episode 1 ~~~

When he was browsing the magazine that we brought back from Mothercare, he spotted some toys that he want:

Zq: 妈妈，这边有很多玩具，你可以买这个，这个还有这个给我吗？ (busy pointing out the toys)
Me: 家里有很多玩具了，不可以一直买玩具
Zq: 可是家里没有这样的玩具 (emphasize on "这样")
Me: 妈妈不知道哪里有卖这个玩具，改天看到了才买好吗？ (trying to act blur and switch to next topic)
Zq: 我知道哪里有卖，你拿这本书的店里有，叫爸爸载我们去买
Me: - - - - - - - - -

Episode 2 ~~~

When he saw Dear kissed me, he was upset and fierce in his tone：

Zq: 爸爸，你不可以 kiss 妈妈的！
Dear: 为什么呢?
Zq: 只有我和安安可以kiss 妈妈
Dear: 哪爸爸 kiss 谁？
Zq: 你去 kiss 你的女儿
Dear & me: ??????

Episode 3 ~~~

When i washed hands together with Zq after he back from school. He helped to squeeze some handwash on my palms.

Zq: 妈妈，我挤洗手液给你，你没有讲什么？
Me: 哦，谢谢子骞
Zq: 这样就对了，要做有礼貌的孩子，我就疼你了
Me: -------